Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

 

Brooke Hogan needs to get an effin clue! I'm sure her 19-year-old ass reads blogs or whatever and knows that people think she looks a lot better when she't not dressed like she's working the track. Who told her that looks cute and don't tell me her mother, because that woman lost it a long time ago.

 

She should just get it over with and join the cast of "Rock of Love." She'll fit right in with those 35-year-old strippers. Don't threaten me with a good time!

 

Here's Brooke at the album release party for Swizz Beatz in NYC on Tuesday night.