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Fergie Ferg doesn't look that bad, eh? My 3rd cocktail could finally be kicking in. Anyway, FF attended her handbag launch party for Kipling last night in NYC. Yes, bitch makes handbags.

 

She also wore some pill dress and one of my fashion fag friends said it's Chanel. Why didn't Blohan think of that?! I need to get me a pair of pill undies. It would going out so much easier.