She Should Befriend Miss Teen South Carolina

 

That alien hotness Rihanna is currently in London promoting umbrellas and crap. She told a reporter that she was absolutey in love with Britian.

 

She said, "I love Britain, especially London because you can get great West Indian food. The fans are great here, they're incredibly loyal."

 

She should've stopped right there. She went on to say, "It's like being in Europe, but everyone speaks English."

 

Well, you can't have beauty AND brains. Rihanna, next time you're in South Carolina look up Lauren Caitlin (see below). You two have a lot in common.

 

Below is Rihanna performing at Scala last night. 

 

 

Source: Female First