They Should've Arrested Her Ass!

 

Britney Spears was on her way to Las Vegas last night, most likely to visit Criss Angel, when cops tried to pull her over on the freeway for speeding. Brit kept going for about a mile even though the fuzz were blaring their lights at her ass. She finally pulled off the freeway into a gas station where another cop car was waiting for her.

 

When asked why she was speeding dumbass used the same tired excuse, "I was being chased by the paparazzi." The cops let her ass go and according to SplashNews one of the cops was overheard saying "It pays to be a popstar."

 

Ain't that the truth!

 

I know this is awful to say...well not really....but a Britney Spears mugshot would completely make 2007 the greatest year in the history of years. The mugshot wall would be complete with Blohan, Paris, Richie and Brit!

 

Oh well, next time.