Kid Crack

 

Tool on the beach alert! Kid Rock was spotted partying with Paris Hilton in Malibu yesterday where the paps say he went into a house alone with her and didn't come out for hours. They were probably playing Battleship (and I'm pretty sure he sanks hers) or having a heated argument on whether or not the U.K. is part of Europe. The jury is still out on that one.

 

It looks like KR is learning from the KFed handbook on how to keep it classy. Pabst in a plastic cup: CHECK! Lighter near the balls: CHECK! Cigar always on hand: CHECK!

 

His crack looks surprisingly clean. I would've figured him as the Skid Mark King!