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No, no, no!!! I can't say it! Saying Paris Hilton looks good is unnatural! It's like caca chunk on the peen tip after butt sex. It's something that happens every now and again, but we don't want to see, hear, think or talk about it!

Paris showed off an extension-free mop while hanging out with friends at her crab shack in Malibu yesterday afternoon.

 

In the first thumbnail below she looks like a beat down bird who has just escaped from her cage. Put her back, lock it up and throw the key away!