Monday, August 27th 2007

What Is Gis Thinking?!

 
Gisele Bundchen's name has been floating around for the past couple of days as a possible contestant on the D-list extravaganza "Dancing with the Stars." TMZ reports that she will join the cast and it will be announced on Wednesday. Here's the rest of the rumored bitches:
 
Aaron Carter - Methface of Methfaces
Wayne Newton - Mr. Plastic Las Vegas
Mark Cuban - Billionaire which means small dicked
Jane Seymour - Lovely
Scary Spice - Yeah...
Tori Spelling - BARF!
Jennie Garth - Take Donna Martin down!
Floyd Mayweather - Hot boxer
Richard Quest - Some nerd
Sabrina Bryan - Some ho
Helio Castroneves - Race car driver
Lou Ferrigno - The Hulk
Nia Peeples - Hotness!!! 
 
This is going to be a bad blood bath. WHY Gisele WHY?!  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K