What Is Gis Thinking?!

Gisele Bundchen's name has been floating around for the past couple of days as a possible contestant on the D-list extravaganza "Dancing with the Stars." TMZ reports that she will join the cast and it will be announced on Wednesday. Here's the rest of the rumored bitches:

Aaron Carter - Methface of Methfaces

Wayne Newton - Mr. Plastic Las Vegas

Mark Cuban - Billionaire which means small dicked

Jane Seymour - Lovely

Scary Spice - Yeah...

Tori Spelling - BARF!

Jennie Garth - Take Donna Martin down!

Floyd Mayweather - Hot boxer

Richard Quest - Some nerd

Sabrina Bryan - Some ho

Helio Castroneves - Race car driver

Lou Ferrigno - The Hulk