Leave Owen Alone!

 

Owen Wilson has issued a statement asking to be left the hell alone.

 

 

Owen was rushed to the hospital yesterday after he was taken ill at his Santa Monica home. The National Enquirer reports he slit his wrists and overdosed on pills, although nothing has been confirmed. I'm so sure like Owen is really going to admit to that shit. Other media outlets have reported that the reason he is in the hospital is still unknown.

 

I blame Kate Hudson, because why not? She's evil enough to do "The Skeleton Key" which means she's pure evil!

 

Seriously though, I hope the suicide rumors ain't true.