Monday, August 27th 2007
Light 'Em Up!
Happy 100th Birthday granny, now light it up! Winnie Langley celebrated the big 1-0-0 by smoking her 170,000th ciggie. She started smoking in 1914 when she was 7-years-old.
She said, "I have smoked ever since infant school and I have never thought about quitting. There were not all the the health warnings like there are today when I started. It was the done thing."
She said she's never had health problems, because she's never inhaled. Ok, Bill Clinton! What surprises me more is that Winnie actually knows how many ciggies she's smoked. I can hardly remember what day it is. Winnie is no joke and she doesn't give a fuck!
Britney Spears has a new idol.