Tuesday, August 28th 2007
The Keith Richards Diet
Keith Richards ate a cigarette onstage while performing with The Rolling Stones in London on Sunday. Keith was critized for smoking onstage the previous week despite a ban, so he made fun of it by eating a ciggy.
A witness said, "We could see him chewing it. It's obvious the band thinks the ban is ridiculous."
Eating his daddy's ashes, eating a ciggy....maybe Keith is on to something. He is a svelte son of a bitch. Skinny starlets everywhere are running to their BBQ pits and ash trays with mouths open.