The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For August 30th!!!

 

IT'S A TIE:

 

Tori Spelling was actually booked for Dancing with the Stars until
she sent them her audition tape. - Hermosa 90210

 

and

 

He may think he fooled authorities, but I bet he STILL gets a DUI. - hoozer

 

 

The Toyota Lardass: A brand new, fuel-efficient family vehicle with
room for 5. Runs on twinkies, cheetos, and low self-esteem disguised
as kinky sexual openness. - LSP