Thursday, August 30th 2007
The Alien Princess, Rihanna, has laughed off reports that she's "canoodling" on the down low with Transformers douche, Shia Labeouf. The two were rumored to have had a romantic dinner at Kate Mantilini in Los Angeles last week.
Rihanna said, "Me and Shia, we are just friends, you know, we barely even know each other."
She also denied dating Omarion.
Thanks be to the aliens! RiRi is way too good for that Shia mess. I'm sorry, but I'm not buying him. He looks like he has a crooked dick and those things are dangerous.
Below is Rihanna at a Nascar event last night. That dress looks like it was made out of wallpaper scraps from the 70s.