This is Not a Good Morning

UGH! I need to go back to bed. Tara Reid and Asshole Simpson (below) are my favorite hoes to bash. First Asshole looks good showing up to some event and now Tara Reid?! First, I want to know who the hell did her face work? Homegirl had MAJOR plastic surgery. I personally think she had her damn face removed and replaced with an infant's. That is not her face. Ok, I take it back...ho looks fug. That made me feel better. I mean she can't really fool me. She's pulled her hair back, went easy on the make-up and wore something not so slutty...she's still a piece of trash.

Here she is trying to be a lady at the Lloyd Klein (that creepy gay with her) store opening in London last night.