Smile Through The Anger

 

Naomi Campbell was all smiles through the GQ Awards last night. I'm guessing she learned that in Anger Management. Keep a smile on your face and you'll be less likely to want to rip a skank's weave off. You know Naomi just wanted to stick her Blackberry down Elle's throat. I can see it in her eyes. You can't wash away bitch. I've tried...yeah with bleach and everything....it doesn't come out. Yeah, I tried Oxy too...it gets some spots out, but not the whole...ANYWAYS!

 

Elle Macpherson was caught "canoodling" with Sir Paul McCartney during the show. Don't let poor Renee Zellweger see this. She probably thought she finally found a man! The bird is gonna have to fly off to another nest.

 

Oh and Elle has had to some work, right?! She's probably eating fetus dumplings! Bitch looks hot, well hot in the bod.