Thursday, September 6th 2007

That Thing Can Breed?!

 
The elegant and gorgeous Jodie Marsh married this past Sunday live for MTV cameras. Jodie was a part of a reality show called "Totally Jodie: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle?" or the more appropriately titled "Who'll Take Her Up The Ass?" Anyway, she married Matt Peacock at her parent's home. The bride wore SLUT red. Duh! Click here to see the stunning ceremony.
 
Now that 28-year-old Jodie is a married woman she thinks she might be knocked up! Oh God help that fetus. On her latest MTV Diary Jodie tells her new husband, "I think I might be pregnant! “Would you be pleased? I’m getting old. We should wait because there’s stuff I want to do.”

She continues to talk to Matt, “I’m so broody babe, i’d stop taking the pill tomorrow and get pregnant. I’m just desperate. If I’m pregnant now by accident I would keep it and be over the moon.”

Desperate is right! Jodie getting pregnant is like Paris Hilton getting pregnant. Actually, Paris would probably make a better mother and I'm not even kidding. Jodie would dress up her baby in thong bikinis, feed it booze and drop it left and right. Looks like Britney found a new playdate! 

Thanks Kirsty 



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