Larry Wachowski Still Has A Penis

 

The other day I wrote about how one-half of The Wachowski Brothers had a sex change. It was reported that Larry became Lana and that he's been asking everyone on the set of their new movie "Speed Racer" to call him by his new name.

 

FoxNews has reported that Larry is still Larry. They asked producer Joel Silver about it and he said, “It’s all untrue. They just don’t do interviews, so people make things up.” People on the set say he doesn't have tits, is still called by Larry and as far as they know still has a dick.

 

Well, that sucks. Here I thought I found the perfect woman for Keanu Reeves.