Did Somebody Say Secret Witness?!

 

TMZ reports that lawyer Gloria Allred has a "secret witness" that wants to testify in the Britney Spears/KFed custody battle, but is "afraid." This witness wants to testify on September 17th. According to TMZ this witness is male. Gloria is on her way now to tell the judge that he's intimidated, but wants to testify.

 

Last week KFed's attorney tried to bring in his own secret witness, but the judge threw it out saying "we don't do secret witnesses."

 

Britney's lawyer said, "With all due respect to Ms. Allred, she's attempting to bring her own ring to what was already a three ring circus."

 

Who is this secret witness?! Let's see...it's either:

 

a) Chester the Cheetah

b) Gloria Allred herself, because she loves free publicity

c) Justin Timberlake, because he's SPF's real father (IF ONLY)

d) A drug dealer

 

Secret witness?! DRAMA. Gloria has been watching way too much Matlock!