Speaking Of Sluts....

 

Kyla Ebbert was almost thrown off of a Southwest Airlines flight, because she wore this outfit. Kyla went on "Today" this morning and modeled the same outfit she wore for Matt Lauer. You know he boned out.

 

The 23-year-old HOOTERS waitress and her mother said they couldn't believe it.

 

Kyla's mother, Michelle, said, "She looks like every other college girl in San Diego.” Yeah every college student that hooks at night!

 

Strangely enough a male flight attended told Kyla she looked like a trollop and tramp. Kyla said, “He told me, ‘I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to take a later flight. You’re dressed inappropriately. This is a family airline. You’re dressed too provocative to fly on this flight,’ ”

 

“I said, ‘What part of it, the shirt, the skirt? Which part?’ “ Ebbert continued, recounting her conversation with Keith about her outfit. “And he said, ‘The whole thing.’“ I said, ‘I didn’t bring any luggage with me. I don’t have anything to change into. What can I do to make sure I can get onto that flight?’ I had a doctor’s appointment. I had to be there.”“He said ‘You can go to the gift shop and you can buy something to wear there. Until then, you’re not flying on this flight!"

 

The dude finally let her stay on the flight if she pulled down her skirt and pulled up her shirt even though she wasn't showing any cleavage. Kyla said everyone was staring at her and she used a blanket to cover herself up as she cried during the entire flight. Oh how I know that feeling. It's call shame Kyla and it's something I usually feel after a drug-filled night of orgies and poop sex.

 

Kyla says she just wants the airline to apologize. Southwest issued this statement:

 

"Southwest Airlines was responding to a concern about Ms. Ebbert's revealing attire on the flight that day.  As a compromise, we asked her to adjust her clothing to be less revealing, she complied, and she traveled as scheduled.  When a concern is brought to our Employees' attention, we address that situation directly with the Customer(s) involved in a discreet and professional manner.  Fortunately, as an airline that carries approximately 96 million Customers a year, these situations are extremely rare."

 

Kyla and her mother are speaking with an attorney about what to do next.

 

On her return flight Kyla decided to wear the same outfit. This time the female flight attendent actually complemented her outfit.

 

Why didn't she fly HOOTERS Air?! Wait, they went out of business right? That was the shit airline I tell you. Boobs in the sky.  

 

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