Saran Wrap Dress

Desperate much? Jordan claims she's worth almost $1 Billion, but homegirl doesn't dress like it. This dress cost $2.99 and was on sale at her local grocery store. Ugh...she smells of pathetica. Peter Andre is pure grease and she's pure cheese. They were of course the first to arrive at the World Music Awards in London today. They were probably told that if they don't show up 3 hours before the show they will give their seats away.

Who am I fooling? She's gorge.