I Want To Be A Sober Companion!

 

InTouch Weekly reports that Owen Wilson has refused rehab and is instead paying $750 a day for a sober companion. This sober companion lives with Owen and follows him everywhere he goes to make sure he doesn't fall off the wagon.

 

Owen has been in rehab twice before and believes a sober companion is the way to go. Friends and family are urging him to go back into rehab, but he has refused. 

 

So all I gotta do is follow him around all day and all night? Sign me up! I'd be the shittiest sober compaion though. I'd be like "Owen I'm bored. Aww fuck it, get your drinking dress on! It's time to get wet!"  

 

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