Save Minnie!

 

When Sharon Osbourne was spotted in tears after Kelly Osbourne's "Chicago" opening night as Mama Marton in in London, many thought she was crying tears of joy for Kelly. It looks like the tears were actually for another bitch, Minnie. Just hours before Kelly's performance Sharon found out her main pooch, Minnie, had pneumonia.

 

A source said, "Sharon felt that after being told Minnie is on her last legs, she should return the favour and stay by Minnie's side.

 

"But of course she couldn't miss Kelly's stage debut and in the end, torn though she was, Sharon soldiered on and went to the theatre. It was only when she got there and saw Kelly, that the stress and emotion of the past 24 hours overcame her and she burst into tears."

This is so ridiculous it's funny. I love the Daily Mail so much! The shit they put together, I swear! Please Sharon was crying, because she couldn't believe her no-talent daughter actually got a gig on the musical stage!  

Minnie was always my favorite Osbourne hound and I've asked my dumb ass dog, Elvie, to say a prayer for her, but he's too busy sniffing his own ass so that's not going to happen. Save Minnie!

And I don't know what the hell Kelly does to her skin, but it looks like porcelain. She must own stock in baby powder or bone dust.