Lazies

 

The White Stripes have cancelled their entire U.S. tour, because of Meg White's acute anxiety. They were supposed to play 18 dates beginning this Thursday. A statement was made that Meg can't travel due to her anxiety.

 

The statement went on, "The White Stripes sincerely apologize to their fans. We hate to let people down and are very sorry." None of the shows have been rescheduled as of yet.

 

That's what meds are for. She should mix a little Xanax with a little Vicodin and wash it down with some Jack. Does the trick every single time.  

 

Being famous is way better than not being famous. Imagine telling your boss that you can't work because of "acute anxiety." You'd be cleaning out your desk by the end of the day.