Thursday, September 13th 2007
The ad campaign for Tom Ford's new fragrance for men features the bottle placed around certain parts of a woman. Ads for magazines show the bottle between the breasts of a chick, but his website goes a bit further. The bottle is placed where all life begins. Appetizing.
Very Duran Duran. Methinks mostly the gays are going to buy his cologne, but not now! I don't want to think of pussy when I'm spritzing down. Besides, isn't cologne kind of dead?
Furthermore Tom, there's already a pussy perfume! It's called VULVA! Seriously, there's a perfume called VULVA. You'd have to be a feline lover to wear that shit, because every damn cat in the hood would be following your ass around.
Visit Tom Ford's website to see the ads. First of all, it's NSFW. Second of all, all the flashes will give you a seizure. A pussy seizure!