All For The Nookie

 

The douche of douches, Fred Durst, was arrested for hitting two poor bitches with his car and then leaving the scene. Crazy fug. CelebTV.com reports that papers were filed last month for an incident that occurred in October of last year. Freddy was charged with two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, three counts of battery, one count of making a criminal threat and one charge of reckless driving on the highway.

 

Fred copped a plea last month in order to avoid jail time. He must surrender all his guns, not go within 100 years of the victims, community service, he also paid them a small settlement and is on 3 years probation.  

 

Take away every celeb's car! They obviously can't drive. It's also sad that I used to do myself to this man. Being a slut is a terrible disease. A terrible one.