Hips DO Lie

 

Yesterday I posted a story about how Zahara Jolie-Pitt needed hip surgery, because her hips don't work or something. Well, that was all a lie or so they say. Her hips DO lie.

 

Brad's rep said, "It's not true, and I told the magazine that printed it - but they chose to run it anyways." I feel so violated.

 

Great, now I have to spend my Friday night taking down my prayer shrine to Z's hip.

 

It looks like Angie and Brad only carry her around, because Z owns their asses.

 

I'm only telling you this, because I have nothing else to tell you. Slow. I say we eff all this and go and get drunk. It's after 12 which makes it OK.