Would You Hit It?

 

Now I'm asking this for serious, because I don't have any idea. There was a time when Chris Klein aka Suri's daddy was semi-hot, but now I'm not so sure. His face sort of looks like he got an artificial skin transplant or maybe that's just too much make-up. I'd definitely do the reverse cowboy, but he's a little too "Jacko" in the face to go forward. Actually, I'd have to check the feet before I go reverse. Looking at a pair of scroungy ass toes while you're trying to get your thing going will kill it everytime.

 

Below is Chris and Freddie Prinze Jr. at the Toronto Film Festival. Freddie is looking worn. Damn, we're all getting old. They better invent something fast, because I don't know if I can handle it.