Coming To A Maxim Cover Near You?

 

OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears is on damage control and thinks a spread and cover for Maxim magazine may help her out and possibly return her to being the object of desire to many men. Cough! Cough!

 

The source said, "She wants to be on the cover as quickly as they can shoot her."

 

Britney's last major shoot for OK! completely fell a part and was a major disaster for her.

 

Maxim?! I really don't think the technology to properly airbrush her has been invented yet. The airbrushing bill alone would be the magazine's entire budget! She needs to just go away! No covers, no interviews, nothing! Just go away! Send her to cheeto island. 

 

Thankfully, Brit will not be on the Emmys this Sunday. Apparently, there were never talks. Yeah, go figure. Next thing you know we're going to hear that Britney will appear on the season opener of "Grey's Anatomy" to apologize to the world.