Jacko Fails to Thrill

Michael Jackson was supposed to perform "Thriller" at tonight's World Music Awards in London and instead he sang a chorus from "We are the World" surrounded by children. Um...should he really be around all those kids? Thriller was instead performed by Chris Brown in honor of Jacko. He apparently looked nervous and uncomfortable accepting his award. Shit, I'm uncomfortable just looking at him.

Do yourself a favor and don't look too closely at his nose. I think that's the 8th Wonder of the World.