O.J. Simpson's Girlfriend Is Gorgeous

 

Why am I a sucker for "circus tits" as Heather from Rock of Love would say. And no I'm not bi as some of you have suggested. I'm gayer than Clay Gayken's ass douche! Maybe I'm obsessed with big titties, because my mom didn't stop breast feeding me until I was 8. Ok I Iie, it was 7.

 

ANYWAY, enough with that nonsense. This is Christie Prody and some have suggested she looks like Nicole Simpson. I don't see it. I just see tits and eyebrows from the demon world. Ladies, there comes a point when you just have to stop the plucking. You start looking like a chola. A chola that has nothing to back it up with.

 

I'm guessing bitch carries her brains in her tits since she's with O.J. Leave now honey, while you can.  

 

Here's Christie and O.J. a few days before he was busted!