Tuesday, September 18th 2007

The Jared Leto Diet

 
Sleep Around Sienna Miller had to put on a few pounds for her new movie "Hippie Hippie Shake." Sienna has gotten a little diet advice from Jared Leto to help her lose the extra weight. Sienna is reportedly effing Rhys Ifans who is currently shooting a movie with Jared.
 
According to Jared, he lost 14lbs in a month from a diet of curry powder and lots of sex.
 
A source said, "He can lose 14lbs in a month on an all-liquid diet by mixing water with curry powder or pepper and combining it with lots of sex."
 
SUCIO! I once tried that Cayenne Pepper, Maple Syrup detox crap and I swear I pooped my kidney out. I probably did! I only lasted two days and it made me hungrier than Paris Hilton's vagina in a room full of dick. My own shit started to look tasty. It's impossible!
 
The sex part is true apparently. I saw some bitch on Oprah that claimed she lost 23lbs in 6-months from having sex with her husband 8-times a week. SLUT!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


lilly_123456789's picture

thats a lie