Blue Light Special

 

In honor of it being such a slow news day, I bring you my favorite hookers of the month! These two gorgeous ladies are a mother and daughter hooker team. 62-year-old Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa, were arrested in Fort Payne, Alabama after they were caught allegedly soliciting sex to an undercover cop.

 

They agreed to have sex with the officer for $30 for both of them. That's $15 each. They charge more than me! 

 

The two are now sitting in jail. Shame! How are lonely men in Alabama getting their discount cooze? Think of the people!

 

$15 may not seem a lot to you and me, but you can get a lot of good shit for $15. That's a meal for two at IHOP. That's a meal for like 4 at McDonald's. That's 2 packs of ciggies! Damn, that's probably a down payment on a nice ass trailer in Alabama! Don't joke.