PussyDOG Doll

 

Sickness! Not only is Tori Spelling in talks dog up Broadway by playing Roxie in "Chicago" but now she's going to be a Pussycat Doll?! 24sizzler.com reports that Tori will strap herself into a bustier and fishnets to perform in the burlesque show on September 28th at the Pussycat Lounge in Las Vegas.

 

I'd rather see Marmaduke in crotchless panties and nipple tassles!

 

Actually, it's the same thing. No offense to Marmaduke.