Something In The Milk Ain't Clean!

 

As the poet Khia once said "Something in the milk ain't clean!" and I feel this way about John Mayer. I want to buy what he's selling, but something tells me his stuff is stinky. It's probably dried up Simpson fluid, but it's beyond that. I'll keep my distance for now and by that I mean I won't jack it to his pictures just yet. NASTY I am! 

 

Here's Johnny looking like a Cover Girl at last night's Save The Music. Liquid foundation anyone?