Just A Few Little Things

Jennifer Lopez is currently in London promoting her new album "Brave" and before arriving at the Dorchester Hotel she faxed over just a couple of things a girl might need while she's away from home. Here's her list:

2 Humidifiers

2 Fans

Room temp must always be at 80F

2 Extension cords and power adapters

Candles by Jo Malone in Lime or Grapefruit

3 Wardrobe racks with hangers

Steamer, iron, ironing board

White or red roses

Soft baked chocolate chip cookies

Sour cream and onion chips

Regular chips

Fruit platters

Veggie platters

Plain M&Ms

Sunflower seeds

Ritz crackers

Dentyne Ice

Spicy Brown Mustard

Mayo

Penta or Smart water (room temp)

Caffeine Free Regular Coke

Diet Coke

Redbull

Coors Lite (bottled only)

Gatorade

There's a bunch other crap on the list from brands of ketchup to coffee brands. You know in her defense if I was rich and famous I'd probably ask for a lot more. You know like midget hookers, condoms in red only (blue clashes with my skin tone), In N' Out flown in, Persian kittens in grey ONLY, Airwick candles, Boone's farms wine in every flavor and baby wipes (you never know when T.Howard is going to make a visit).

Oh and what is JLo thinking with Coors?! That shit tastes like rat jizz.....so I've heard, shut up! I wouldn't stoop that low or would I?

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