Too Much Glamour In Indiana

Alejandro Valencio of Evansville, Indiana said he was drunk when he climbed into his ex-girlfriend's chimney at 3:30 am. Dumb bitch got stuck. Firefighters had to tear open her wall in order to release him.

His girlfriend, Connie Deweese, is one of the most glamorous women in America right now. You have to see her on the clip above. She's wearing a FUBU shirt! She told police "to leave him in the chimney and let him die."

Connie seriously needs her own TV show right now. Look at her! She is the epitome of entertainment. Towards the end of the clip Connie throws an empty beer bottle at Alejandro not once, but twice! Why doesn't his stupid ass move?!

Connie is a true American icon.

This shit looks like 1988! I love Indiana!

Thanks Kurt