My Heart Is Broken

 

The publisher of Maureen McCormick's upcoming tell-all claims that Marcia did not eff Jan. It was reported that Maureen would reveal that she dug clams with Jan Brady played by Eve Plumb.

 

Debbie Styer, the book's publisher said, "We are verifying that it is not true. The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."

 

There goes my Halloween costume! I was going to go as Marcia Brady with a Jan Brady doll nuzzled in my coochie. Damn you Marcia! You fucking ruin everything. What a bitch.