Meg White Has A Sex Tape?!?!

 

Meg White of The White Stripes has a sex tape according to The Post Chronicle . They have posted stills as well as a clip of the video featuring a girl that looks like Meg. 

 

The White Stripes announced a couple of weeks ago that they were cancelling their entire tour due to Meg's "acute anxiety" which makes it impossible for her to travel.

 

She doesn't look to anxious in this video! All she needs is a little dick and that'll fix everything! Eff Vicodin and Xanax! Bring some dick on the plane with you and all will be fine. Dick cures everything! 

 

Everyone has a sex tape these days, so this wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be true. However, if Gummi Bear comes out with a sex tape, I'm moving to Antarctica.  

 

Click here to view stills and the video (NSFW)