Brace Yourself!

JJ is thinking to himself, "I thought the other one was supposed to drive!? Hold me!!!!" It's actually really cute how SPF is comforting JJ. I think JJ's stunned from all the cameras. Brit is in her own world as usual.

In other Brit news (because there's such a lack of it) UsWeekly claims that inhaler she's been toting around is her diet secret.

A source said, "Britney doesn't have asthma. She's using the chemical epinephrine found in asthma medications, as an appetite suppressant."

Obviously it's not working! How many of those 2,500 calorie Starbucks Crappuccinos does she down a day? Her doctor probably got wise and told the pharmacy not to fill it with anything. Brit's like "this stuff is really working! I'm so not hungry, but I sure am thirsty! Starfucks anyone?!"