You're Probably Going To Lose Sleep Over This

 

The Bachelor can't match people up for shit! Charlie O'Connell, brother of Jerry, and Sarah Brice have broken up. Hey, they lasted two years. That might be a Bachelor record.

 

Sarah told InTouch , “I definitely thought I’d spend the rest of my life with him — I think we both did — but there were some things between us that we couldn’t resolve.”

Oh and she's keeping the dog in case you care. Good choice Sarah. The dog is cuter than Charlie. Actually, he (Charlie not the dog) looks like he has a huge mushroom head. I'd give it a spin.  Oh ok, the dog too. I can't tell a lie.

 

I have the newest season of the Bachelor in my DVR, but I just don't know if I can bring myself to watch it. Each season I fall in love only to get my heart broken when the winning girl gets dumped. I don't know if I can take another.

 

And all the bachelors look the same.