JLo Denies She's Knocked Up

JLo told UsWeekly that the rumors that she's knocked up with twins are not true. It was reported that JLo used In vitro fertilization, because she wanted a baby so bad. She said, "No, no! We get this every week!”

“I don’t mind when people talk about this. I get the interest. I’m not the only [celeb] who gets these rumors. Everyone calls about this every month . . . but, no.”

Damn and here I was preparing myself for that jumbo ass getting even bigger. I had my bib and sunglasses all ready. There goes JLo. Ruining my big booty dreams once again.

Below is JLo and Skeletor at PS 32 in the Bronx yesterday where they talked to schoolchildren and stuff.