I find Carrot Bottom attractive and for this very reason and this reason alone I should be locked up for life. My genitals should be taken away from me and I should not be allowed sex pleasure ever again.
 
Look at the hair! Look at the nail polish! Look at the eyebrows! Look at everything! I don't even know if that gay-reptile-creature is human, but I would still play "hide the carrot in the bunny hole" with it. Somebody save me!
 
Actually, he sort of looks like Jackie Stallone.  
 
Here's Carrot Bottom in NYC yesterday.
 
 
 
 


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