The King And Whoah!

 

When dudes shave their head that close all the time does that mean that they went bald? Joey Lawrence has been looking like Yul Brynner for the past couple of years and I'm not into it. Unless he's  planning on singing "Shall We Dance?" 8 times a week there's no need for that. I'd still hit it. I'm not going to lie.

 

Here's Joey and his former "Dancing with the Stars" partner, Elena Grinenko, signing their new ballroom book at the Borders in Bridgewater, NJ today. I wish I was making this up. This is some Christopher Guest shit.

 

Oh and that dude in the first thumbnail is so many kinds of hot. I need to take ballroom with that man. You know we'd cause explosions with our cha cha.