Getting Married? Do We Care?

 

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will become legally married on October 13th in Laguna Beach, CA reports TMZ. Nicole is currently knocked up with the couple's douche/troll spawn. The ceremony is said to be small and intimate which probably means 500 people instead of thousands. 

 

Booooring. Somebody send Hilary Duff an invitation, but mask it as a pony convention. Bitch will gallop on in and ruin everything. Hollyweird has been such a bore lately and we need some GD action!!!