Tuesday, October 2nd 2007

First Comes Baby, Then Comes Marriage

 
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas, but haven't gotten married yet. OK! Magazine is reporting that Pam may be rushing to make it legal, because she's knocked up.
 
Sources tell them that when Pam married Kid Rock she was in fact pregnant, but lost the baby. After she lost the baby she ended her marriage to him.
 
The source said, "She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump. And this wouldn't be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there's a baby coming."
 
She doesn't look knocked up to me, just sort of bloated and uncomfortable. Wait, so maybe that does mean she's knocked up.
 
Do any of these people not know what the hell condoms or birth control are? Just because you're knocked up doesn't mean you need to marry the bastard, but Pam sucks at love.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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