Casting Couch

 

Elle.com is saying that Rose McGowan will definitely play Barbarella in the big-screen remake which is being directed by her boyfriend, Robert Rodriguez. When the project was announced a couple of months ago her name was the first one to come up, because bitch is blowing the director. DUH!

 

Halle Berry, Sienna Miller, Nicole Kidman, Kate Beckinsale and Lindsay Lohan were talked about, but it was always Rose.

 

The movie's going to suck anyway, so he might as well make it suck even more by casting Rose. Bitch can't act! The role she played in "Grindhouse" didn't call for much, but homegirl still came off with having the acting skills of a dead cat! I mean a dead cat at least foams at the mouth a little and bitch couldn't even do that!

 

Getting it from the director does pay off! Good move Rose! It's the best thing that happened to your career. I salute you.