Tuesday, October 2nd 2007
$500,000 Down The Drain!
Ahahah! This is a funny story. The Daily Mail reported a few weeks ago that Demi Moore splashed out $500,000 on plastic surgery to her face and body. They say that all her money was spent in vain and now the bitch needs a touch-up!
They claim she even spent $10,000 to have the wrinkles in her knees down.
Demi previously said she couldn't get hired in Hollywood, because she's old.
A plastic surgeon suggested Demi gets touched-up a little, "Basically she will need botox around her eyes to make her skin smoother. She should also consider using small injections of hyaluronic acids and multi-vitamins to improve the texture of her cheeks.
"Other than that her skin seems to be in good condition."
No....she shouldn't get shit! She's fine the way she is now. If she starts injecting and shit she'll end up looking like Jessica Lange or fucking Melanie Griffith. Those cronies look like a mound of melted skin on top of a lollipop!
P.S. - I'm out of jury duty!!! I've completed my duties! They hate me! They really hate me!


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