Rising To The Top

 

Posh really needs to do something about those breasts. I stared at them for a good 5-minutes and I saw all sorts of things. I saw two bee eyes staring me down. I saw two little baby heads popping out of her shirt. Those implants are just ridic.

 

Everything else is fine. I mean I even like that dress. It looks like one of those cover-ups the strippers wear when they are making the rounds after their set. 

 

Also, how can Roberto Cavalli and Posh pose like that without busting into laughter?  

 

Here's these two at the opening of his store in Paris today.