A Couple That Flat Irons Together, Stays Together

 

Aren't they precious? Pete Wentz looks like he takes more time in the bathroom than Ashlee Simpson. You know I'm on the fence with Asshole. There was a time when she was definitely the hotter of the Simpson skanks, but now she looks soo.....generic. Something's not right about her. Papa Joe has hypnotized her.  

 

Oh and don't ask me what that light bulb is that Pete Wentz is holding. It reads "Burmp" when it really should read "Turd."

 

Here's Ass and Pete at Moveline's Hollywood Life Style Awards last night.