Fat Pete Needs Jenny

 

Dreamboat Doherty is out of the tank and it looks likes he had his fair share of sticky toffee pudding while in there? That's what you guys eat over there, right? In England? HA! 

 

Anyway, somebody put that bitch on Atkins, Jenny, Weightwatchers, Master Cleanser anything! I do not like chunk on my Doherty.

 

He looks like a shoe salesman by day and a child molester by night. I am not digging it. YES, it's probably just the bloat from getting off drugs. Get back on drugs Petey, I like the old you.

 

Dreamboat was also sporting a ring on his engagement finger. It's rumored that he's been promised to Irina Lazareanu.

 

That's not an engagement ring! It was a bracelet, but his hands and fingers are too fat now! He has to wear it as a ring.

 

Just kidding Dreamboat! I'll always love you. Well, I'll love you for about 10 more pounds and then I'm done!