Withdrawals!!!!!

 

I haven't blogged about Britney Spears for hoooouuuurrrrs now and I'm totally having withdrawals. It's a sickness! I had a dream about blogging about her last night and I was so happy in my dream. Oh Brit, I don't know how to quit you! I don't! Somebody needs to start a BS program in rehab, but not the expensive rehab. They need to start that shit at the free clinic.

 

Even my mom has an opinion on this twat! Of course her only opinion is about how fat Britney is and that if she lost weight she'd probably be a better person and a better mother to her kids. My mom also thinks she's on meth, because that's what the girls at her work gossip about. She let me know that you can still be fat and be on meth, because fat people can't help themselves. They must have the taste of food in their mouth at all times and even a drug like meth can't stop them! HA!  

 

For the record, I personally don't think Brit is fat! Just a bloated, gassy mess.

 

So...here's Brit yesterday buying jelly beans at a mobile phone store and then later spilling her Frappuccino all over herself. That pretty much sums up a day in the life.

 

Oh and she had her first monitored visit with the boys yesterday! Parenting coach in tow and all! I'm so proud of her. And where the hell does she buy her clothes? Does Dairy Queen have a fashion collection?

 

God...I love her.  

 

 

 

Wenn , Splash